you could get hurt

mommy's not letting me join wrestling because "you could get hurt" SAY WHAAAAAAAAAT?!?!???? I could get hurt?? this is gay

dear mommy,
yes I am aware that wrestling could get me hurt, after all.. what is wrestling without a little pain? HOWEVER, there are also a bajillion other things that "[I] could get hurt" from that you haven't stopped me from doing...
1. Dance - sprained ankles, if I twist the wrong way I could tear ligaments, blisters etc.
2. Eating junk food - tummy aches, food poisoning.. yeah those could hurt!
3. Crossing the street - getting hit by a car??????
4. Showering - have you not seen final destination 2 when the cord wraps around the guy's neck?
5. Using knives when I eat - I could really hurt myself there hay?
6. Going to school - do you REALLY know our teachers? can you really trust my life in their hands for 6 hours everyday?
7. Taking the bus - enough said...
8. Learn - do you know how much harmful knowledge could get into my brain causing me to plan things like the end of the world!? (not really)
9. Meeting new people - Why do you let me talk to strangers?
10. Falling in love - helloooooooooooooo?!?! boys = heartbreak. I'd rather break my finger than have a broken heart again.
So anyways mommy, do you see how many OTHER things that could cause me to get hurt that I do everyday? Yes, so wrestling wouldn't be any different. K? thanks :) bye hahahah