LOLa

imagine it being 2 am, i walk out of my room to grab a glass of water and see my grandma wide awake, sweeping the kitchen floor. i say "lola go to sleep" then go back to my room. i get up half an hour later, decide to go back to the kitchen, lola's still awake, sweeping in the living room now.. so again i say "lola, go to sleep." i go back to my room and don't wake up til the next morning.

the next day over lunch my cousin tells me lola spoke to her in the morning. apparently, me and my other cousin were both telling lola to go to sleep. she thought we wanted her to sleep so that we could both watch porn..

ew lola, you're gross!!!